HOORAY! GREAT SUCCESS!

Dear Readers,

I wanted to share with thee my jubilation:

Contemplans is #2 on page #2 of the Google search for Dolphin Torpedoes!!!!

My strategy is paying off!

Dolphin torpedoes! Dolphin torpedoes! Dolphin torpedoes! Dolphin torpedoes! Dolphin torpedoes! Dolphin torpedoes! Dolphin torpedoes! Dolphin torpedoes! Dolphin torpedoes! Dolphin torpedoes! Dolphin torpedoes! Dolphin torpedoes! Dolphin torpedoes! Dolphin torpedoes! Dolphin torpedoes! Dolphin torpedoes! Dolphin torpedoes!

Dolphin Torpedoes on their way to spam the algorithms of Google!

DOLPHIN TORPEDOES DON'T MESS AROUND

Did you notice how weird it is to type TORPEDOES in all caps? I could swear I mispelt something…
MORE LIKE MIS-SMELT IT!

This Rainbow Smelt is not nearly awesome enough to be featured alongside the might of a DOLPHIN TORPEDO!

Two cetaceans attempting to combine their might to EXPLODERIZE the PLANET. Why? Because they're DOLPHIN TORPEDOES!

 

I am drunk with power!

Today – the Dolphin Torpedo!

Tomorrow – THE WORLD!!!!!!

 

Yours in Christ,

Br. James Dominic, OP

 

 

 

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