Always be safe when you engage in risky behavior. Keep that in mind amidst any upcoming holiday nighttime rendevous which might get a bit…frisky.
Your Brother James has some good advice this holiday season. Be safe.
Before engaging in any…activities…remember to put one on. And always keep one – or two! – right behind your credit card in your wallet.
YOU know what I’m talking about:
What did you THINK I was talking about?
If you want to be a little fancier, go ahead and splurge on yourself: get an APPARELED amice!
And YOU thought I was kidding. Well,
And, because I’m an idiot willing to embarrass myself in front of the entire world, I decided to illustrate what it is to be me:
I wanted you to see the name on the door so that you didn’t think I was posing with other people’s Christmas cards. You see, REAL people love me too. Not like you Internet people that visit from Facebook and never subscribe because you’re just looking for a quick fix of “dolphin torpedoes” or “benedict cumberbatch.”
Oh, wait – no – please stay. Really.
And I REALLY do love DOLPHIN TORPEDOES and BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH. In fact, I also enjoy TORPEDOES GOLFINHOS.
I’ve even made you a cake and posted it in a ridiculous picture. WHAT MORE IS TO LIKE?!?!
From your very own Br. James,
Yours in Christ,
Br. James Dominic, OP