I inform you, with due and considerable sadness, that there is a new drug on the market which is proving quite popular among today’s youth:
I must admit that, in almost every case, use of said drug has proven fatal. The user’s face often melts off before the user’s body explodes into flames; their children, weeping, are very often left looking on helplessly.
In my case, however, after sampling some Charlie Sheen, I was merely inspired to write this blog post.
Warn your children today about the dangers of Charlie Sheen.
Yours in Christ,
Br. James Dominic, OP