I can’t help but laugh at this.
You want to give some kids a few screams and possibly traumatize them for life, while preparing them through subtle manipulation for a zombie apocalypse?
Then this sort of book is right for you!
Mommy bakes you lots of pies.
Mommy has the kindest eyes.
But if your Mommy’s acting strange,
and going through some sort of change,
it might not be your Mommy anymore!
Yours in Christ,
Br. James Dominic, OP