Here are some things you need to know about me:
I’m a Dominican friar – this means I get to wear a funny white robe around my house without being mistaken for a Klan member.
I am studying for the Catholic priesthood at St. Dominic’s Priory in St. Louis, MO.
I’m a nerd (I am involved in such diverse activities such as punning in Latin, pontificating on metaphysical categories in St. Thomas, and getting the jokes on xkcd.com)
I studied philosophy and theology in college and, in a surprising coincidence, never had much of anything resembling a real job.
Now that the introductions have been handily disposed of, I tip my capuche before you and bid you have a wonderful time reading the ensuing nonsense-to-come.